M.A.S.K.
Centurions
Voltron
Transformers
GoBots
He-Man
GI Joe
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Thundercats
Pacman
Inspector Gadget
Visionaries
Captain Power
Star Blazers
Space Ghost
Scooby Doo
JabberJaw
Robotech, Robocop, Silverhawks
The Real Ghostbusters, Rambo, Toxic Avenger, Beatlejuice, Police Academy, Bill and Ted
Smurfs
Carebears
Snorks
Older shows
Looney Tunes
Tom and Jerry
Pink Panther
The Jetsons
The Flintstones
Clinton Administration
Teletubbies
Barney
Power Rangers
Download all of the episodes of MASK here
Saturday, January 19, 2013
Sunday, October 7, 2012
Response to my Whale Photo
Sweet! That picture makes it look like it has a bunch of jewels on it's head.
Or maybe they are antennas for receiving sat comms…
Could be a fake whale surfacing for data transmission.
Jeff got stuck in a standard 120mm Portal.
Reality Diving
Nas feat Ben Affleck
Jeff got stuck in a standard 120mm Portal.
Reality Diving
Nas feat Ben Affleck
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Dreams from 2008-2012 Originally Posted on Facebook
9/5/2014 - In my Epic Dream the other night, the creatures of the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans filed a class action lawsuit against Human Beings for conspiring against their Property and Habitat via Occupation when Pangaea was broken apart. They won the lawsuit. Their claim was that humans wanted to sneakily encroach upon their water habitat worldwide by making it look like natural disasters and fault lines are what broke apart all of the Continents, but that all of the scientific explanations that were provided were all made up reasons. The truth was the Humans wanted to extend their influence throughout the planet but wanted to make it look like it wasn't a global conquest plot, which infringed upon SeaLife Sovereignty, but propagandized that it was a naturally caused Gaia event that broke apart the human habitat land masses.
The solution to their lawsuit was for humans to put the puzzle of Pangaea back together and once again live on their single continuous piece of land while the Ocean Creatures reclaimed the more than 2/3rds of the planet back for themselves. They offered 10 miles off of all sides of the coastlines, but said humans really had no business venturing any further out into deeper waters.
The 10 miles of coastlines were provided so that the use of water transportation for goods would still be available, but no more oil tankers.
The kicker to the dream, and this is where i woke up from the stupidity .... was the biggest objection to this ruling that humans had were the Real Estate Lobbyists ..... they cried out that 4 entire continent-long coast-line properties would be lost in this settlement.
Oh .... and they wanted Planet Earth renamed Planet Ocean.
8-20-2014 - Had this dream about something called "The gosine way of life" or "the gosign way of life". It was gosine or gosign. The context of it had to do with identifying that there is a societal custom of maintaining relationships with people throughout your life. (As opposed to not making friends.) one of the examples had Jason Lee in a relationship with Megan Fox where he was able to observe her age rapidly in like 1 minute throughout until turning into a corpse, and everyone Jason Lee would observe, he would see them age before his eyes until they all would rot and turn to dust. And he would have philosophical questions regarding our existence. Most were lame defeatist questions like "what's the point of having relationships when we all are going to turn into horror show corpses."
"The gosine way of life" would keep flashing on the TV screen that I was watching Jason Lee on.
WTF IS GOSINE?
Had other dreams of running a Lawnmower through property, but just a single line.
Explaining to cigarette smokers that smoking is like punching your best friend in the face.
Configuring Cisco switches (really annoying dream - really really annoying - because it was a training drill where you had to configure a switch while 3 people would be talking to you all giving the wrong information about IP address, subnet mask and gateway and bad advice for partitioning the network info VLANs and all swear their info was right even though it was like 3 completely separate configurations.
Going to seafood restaurants that only sold ice cream and cake and had really confusing lines to place your order where all of your ice cream is melted by the time you get to the cashier.
Hotels with sinks in strange locations and electric outlets in really dangerous locations.
I had other dreams too but those are the ones I can remember.
I went to bed earlier than usual and thus dream world was altered.
I type these dreams into Facebook because I can't see in the dark and then I read them when I wake up.
9-30-2010 - Dreamt about a caravan parade of gigantic Chinese elephants that had sunglasses and chinese rug design elephant clothes + a rope that hung from the sky.
Another dream was password enabled elevators, where if you had a login and password in the elevator, you could activate a person search from facial recognition cameras placed around the hotel. Creepy but cool
Amelia: I'm more interested in the aggressive iguanas....do elaborate....
Jonathan Lippe @Amelia: now that the full day has expired, the memory of the dream begins to fade, but i remember the iguanas as someone's pets on leashes, there were two of them, and they weren't the chillin stoned iguanas that just take in the sun, they were agressive, like untrained dogs. They had an ovular shape to their body like a smooth fish, and the weight of a heavy fish (think baby catfish) when they'd bump into you. They'd kinda morph into Komodo Dragons briefly, real strong, muscular menacing Komodo Dragons. The iguana scene was a lead in into another dream scene. I don't remember which came first but there were animals that kept trying to get my attention and following me, one was a cartoon that looked like a real-world version of Bambi, (which in retrospect i dont know why i was trying to escape Bambi, Bambi is a cute deer that I would like to talk to) and eventually the Bambi deer and some other animals finally caught up to me and pointed out they were really humans going through a captured-in-an-animal-body-phase. I felt guilty and shameful from running away from them, and I did notice they really were trying to catch up to me and did not look like they wanted to cause any harm. All they wanted to do was say hello to me because they knew me in human form and kinda wanted to blow my mind with this interesting revelation of changing form, and while they were currently not in human form, i knew them as humans at a previous point. It was that classic scene in the movies where someone gets turned into an insect and trying to shout to the humans to not kill them. "hey, its me, your buddy!!"
One of the dreams was of myself running into old friends who all said they were back in school for high-tech training - things that i wouldn't picture them doing. And then when i'd ask them to explain the courses and subject matter to me, they all said, "well im signed up and paid for the class but i never go, the teachers suck."
Each day when I leave the new Tampa building in real life, there is an animal party in the distance at the lake. At least 7 different species of birds and other things all congregate there and hang out. Its like a freakshow. And I see this scene when going to my car each night and everyday I forget to bring my HD videocamera to capture the lunacy of the animal kingdom in human-eye-viewing distance.
You saw the picture Chris took of the walking catfish that were outside the building. Sometimes this human size bird family blocks the door to exit the building. I always go out the other door, because i'm not walking in between them. Its 4 against 1, and they're all my size. Its a freakshow.
April 5- 2012 - I had a dream last night of a movie starring Jim Carrey and The Fat Boys. I only remember the scene where they were on a passenger airplane together and were creating jokes and disruption for the other passengers and stewardesses.
4-4-2012 - Epic dreamworld last night: someone really needs to invent the dream VCR recorder, because I need to upload these dreams to YouTube. They are monumental. Last night's dreams were Academy Award winning. To describe: I saw a few movies in the dream that don't exist, I listened to music that I supposedly composed, performed and recorded that do not exist, and saw a music video for them, John Travolta attacked me and others with non-lethal riot control weapons. One of them was an electrocution weapon. It didn't feel like a taser, but more like the feeling when you're about to get shocked, when the charge builds in you before the shock. electric current flowing through you. Many more dreams as well. It's very interesting to view non-existing movies and listening to non-existent music.
1-26-2012 - Intense dream world adventures last night included: being in a sky scraper that fell over, exploring a location with super large animals who did not fear humans and were aggressive towards - and finding a 60,000 dollar bottle of some kind of cream for breast augmentation where these animals were grazing, being in another location that was about to be invaded by Asian savages, going to a party in another state with people my age that had very strange customs like saying weird phrases when passing by when walking. Also a dream where DOS 8-character naming limitation was somehow limiting people's ability to recall events. There were other dreams too. I like going to bed on time so I have extended dream experiences.
9-18-2010 - I had a dream last night I accidentally swallowed a star wars action figure. (tie fighter pilot) and the rest of the dream I was contemplating if I could "number 2" it out or if I could throw it up (I was concerned it would get stuck in my throat, or if I should go to the hospital. I need to go #2 right now in real life and am hesitant. The #2 I got brewing feels dry and solid and rocky. I'll report if I find a toy. I was hoping if I number 2'd it out that the figure would come out head first like a baby cause dang if he came out sideways or feet first, ouch. I'm glad I woke up and none of that was real. I also tried recalling if I chewed it up and thought was food or something. I feel like I have a toy in my stomach right now and I don't. I'm glad but I'm still traumatized from a realistic dream. I wonder what the dream interpretation of swallowing toys means. It could mean I need to grow up. Like swallow all the immature stuff I still do and expel or crap it out into a toilet and flush it away. I played madden 11 til 3 am last night. I had a lot of fun playing but afterwards felt dirty.
The solution to their lawsuit was for humans to put the puzzle of Pangaea back together and once again live on their single continuous piece of land while the Ocean Creatures reclaimed the more than 2/3rds of the planet back for themselves. They offered 10 miles off of all sides of the coastlines, but said humans really had no business venturing any further out into deeper waters.
The 10 miles of coastlines were provided so that the use of water transportation for goods would still be available, but no more oil tankers.
The kicker to the dream, and this is where i woke up from the stupidity .... was the biggest objection to this ruling that humans had were the Real Estate Lobbyists ..... they cried out that 4 entire continent-long coast-line properties would be lost in this settlement.
Oh .... and they wanted Planet Earth renamed Planet Ocean.
8-20-2014 - Had this dream about something called "The gosine way of life" or "the gosign way of life". It was gosine or gosign. The context of it had to do with identifying that there is a societal custom of maintaining relationships with people throughout your life. (As opposed to not making friends.) one of the examples had Jason Lee in a relationship with Megan Fox where he was able to observe her age rapidly in like 1 minute throughout until turning into a corpse, and everyone Jason Lee would observe, he would see them age before his eyes until they all would rot and turn to dust. And he would have philosophical questions regarding our existence. Most were lame defeatist questions like "what's the point of having relationships when we all are going to turn into horror show corpses."
"The gosine way of life" would keep flashing on the TV screen that I was watching Jason Lee on.
WTF IS GOSINE?
Had other dreams of running a Lawnmower through property, but just a single line.
Explaining to cigarette smokers that smoking is like punching your best friend in the face.
Configuring Cisco switches (really annoying dream - really really annoying - because it was a training drill where you had to configure a switch while 3 people would be talking to you all giving the wrong information about IP address, subnet mask and gateway and bad advice for partitioning the network info VLANs and all swear their info was right even though it was like 3 completely separate configurations.
Going to seafood restaurants that only sold ice cream and cake and had really confusing lines to place your order where all of your ice cream is melted by the time you get to the cashier.
Hotels with sinks in strange locations and electric outlets in really dangerous locations.
I had other dreams too but those are the ones I can remember.
I went to bed earlier than usual and thus dream world was altered.
I type these dreams into Facebook because I can't see in the dark and then I read them when I wake up.
9-30-2010 - Dreamt about a caravan parade of gigantic Chinese elephants that had sunglasses and chinese rug design elephant clothes + a rope that hung from the sky.
And an opportunity in a classroom setting to discuss my bowel movement strategies and techniques.
9-25-2010 - Have you ever tried sending a Fax in a dream? Tremendously aggravating. I'm so irritated today because I spent like a half hour (in dream-time) in some really cold imaginary environment trying to send a fax and they never work how they're supposed to. Froze my butt off trying to fax off a document - THAT WASNT EVEN FOR ME - it was for someone else who couldn't get the fax machine to work.
7-14-2011 - Woke up on the RIGHT side of the bed this morning. Last dream as I woke up: I was at a Ron Paul 2012 rally and the guy pumping the keg started chanting "Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!" and like 10,000 people all joined in. Eruption. Intense excitement. Im still enjoying thinking about it. Awesome way to wake up. I hope this inspires others to have a great day as well. Rally for the Republic 2012.
6-26-2011 - I had an Inception-Level 2 dream last night. When I woke up in my dream, (in level 2), Tupac Shakur was there. I got to spend a half
hour with him. The only question I remember asking him was "are you aware that the Star Wars prequels were released between 1997-2005)." he was but hadn't seen them. I advised him to not see them. I think I asked him if was aware of the invention of high speed Internet and how the World Wide Web has revolutionized the way we live life since he faked his death in 1996. He said he was aware of the majority of things that happened on Earth in the past 15 years in his absence and acknowledged that it was a significant transformation in communication and that he had seen my tupac 7 day theory video and said "y'all boys are crazy" and said "I'm glad you guys were able to decipher my hidden messages." the dream within the dream was so believable. He was even aged by 15 years and was a lot less aggressive and excited about things and was more relaxed, humbled, and like he had been invisible for 15 years unbeknownst to most of the world and became super wise. Total Jedi knight. Here is to you Tupac Shakur.
7-1-2011 - Really intense dreams: In the dream world I watched a full length, futuristic, interactive horror film entitled something like The Curse On Africa where all of the scary stories the people believed in were all true, and you had to survive it all. I'm more tired now than when I went to sleep. The dream was on a Michael Bay level intensity.
9-8-2011 - The only noteworthy dream last night was I ordered one of every item on the burger king menu to see what the full selection of their products look like and made a YouTube video of it. (in the dream world). Maybe I'll do that in real life.
7-16-2011 - Dreamworld: I got to hang out with The Angry Video Game Nerd and his friend MFer Mike and we were schedule to appear on a show called "Amateur and Hobbyist Hip Hop Surgery." it's where people with no formal medical training perform surgery on humans who do not have insurance while freestyling rap songs.
12-3-2011 - I dreamt about Ron Paul doing very heroic things to Restore the Republic.
11-7-2011 - Last night dream: created a device that would clone/re spawn chicken eggs where you'd see the egg materialize like a planet forms in front of your eyes. Then it would be placed in a special incubator. This was created to replace the chicken egg farms. Dream lasted from 5am to 8 am. It was amazing to see the egg materialize.
Dreaming/sleeping: continuous access to my subconscious for 6-8 hours.
7-15-2011 - Dreamworld: at a party in a secret underground air force base in Honolulu, Hawaii that had a breakout of mutant vampires needing to safely escort my buddy's girlfriend to an airport in some place called "Chicago-Los Angeles" to get to a 6th floor library at a high security research university.
7-8-2011 - Trying to figure out if this was a dream or real life: in my dream last night there was this healing technique called "mirroring". And what you do is press a dull pointed object into specialized areas of your body extremely hard for 6 minutes. It's painful. After the 6 minutes a wave of peace overcomes you and you receive meditative level thoughts.
8-28-2011 - Dream: at store with buddy of mine and he was having a blue shirt with the words "IRON SHARK" made and we were dying laughing at how hilarious the words "IRON SHARK" go together and how people will wonder wtf it means. IRON SHARK. He was debating whether or not to have some kind of cartoon shark made but decided to go with just the words.
8-28-2011 - Dream: biological weapons referred to creating creatures. Was on forensic cleanup team when SWAT team raided lab and I discovered a fish tank that had miniature dinosaurs in it. Mini stegosaurus, brontosaurus, t-Rex, raptors, all cute and mini snipping at my fingers. Wondered if I should leave them there and see if Jurassic park would spawn or kill them and feel prehistoric blood guilt.
9-28-2011 - Had dream John madden and E-40 were buying up a bunch of land and resources in economic stricken countries for pennies on the dollar. Madden also would go to the places and buy up their sports card collections and said "these people don't know sports cards are global currency like gold." (yeah right) (gold is money not currency) Also dreamt that there was an alligator with a body like a lion and he ate the heck out of a regular lion and was a quick pouncer.
10-23-2011 - I just woke up from a recurring dream where Dan Marino comes back as Dolphins quarterback and shows everyone who the real all time legend is. I just saw an imagiinary 76-yard scoring drive capped off with a 13 yard td pass from Marino to Brian Hartline. The velocity and accuracy was beautiful. He was the commander out there. I'm going back to sleep hoping the dream continues.
12-9-2011 - Dream: I spent 2 hours talking with fictional character "David James" from the film Lunopolis. David James was a "moon escapee". We had an amazing conversation and he had flash cards of a kind of math/physics never seen before on Earth. Also he had a hacked and re-wrote a video game that was kinda like the legend of Zelda part 3 but instead of getting tri-force pieces, you gain things like free energy motors like the one John Galt built at the 20th Century Motor company. I wish i could play this game in real life. It had a real myaterious title too. David James was as cool in my dream as he was in the movie. I had a great time.
December 7, 2010
Wore a breathe right strip to be last night and the extra oxygen supplied a tremendous dream world. I had animals follow me who turned out to be humans going through some spiritual training of temporal physical transformation to understand the plight of non-humans. There was a publicity stunt for hockey. There were aggressive iguanas and more.
Another dream was password enabled elevators, where if you had a login and password in the elevator, you could activate a person search from facial recognition cameras placed around the hotel. Creepy but cool
Jason Fleischer Lucky ass mofo, I had an elavator dream with password a month ago, It was a time travel elavator, and traveled based on slight variation on the angle that you set.
our elevator was pretty cool. Has that been done yet in a movie? Time travel elevators? Cause if not, I think you're onto something.
Amelia: I'm more interested in the aggressive iguanas....do elaborate....
Jonathan Lippe @Amelia: now that the full day has expired, the memory of the dream begins to fade, but i remember the iguanas as someone's pets on leashes, there were two of them, and they weren't the chillin stoned iguanas that just take in the sun, they were agressive, like untrained dogs. They had an ovular shape to their body like a smooth fish, and the weight of a heavy fish (think baby catfish) when they'd bump into you. They'd kinda morph into Komodo Dragons briefly, real strong, muscular menacing Komodo Dragons. The iguana scene was a lead in into another dream scene. I don't remember which came first but there were animals that kept trying to get my attention and following me, one was a cartoon that looked like a real-world version of Bambi, (which in retrospect i dont know why i was trying to escape Bambi, Bambi is a cute deer that I would like to talk to) and eventually the Bambi deer and some other animals finally caught up to me and pointed out they were really humans going through a captured-in-an-animal-body-phase. I felt guilty and shameful from running away from them, and I did notice they really were trying to catch up to me and did not look like they wanted to cause any harm. All they wanted to do was say hello to me because they knew me in human form and kinda wanted to blow my mind with this interesting revelation of changing form, and while they were currently not in human form, i knew them as humans at a previous point. It was that classic scene in the movies where someone gets turned into an insect and trying to shout to the humans to not kill them. "hey, its me, your buddy!!"
One of the dreams was of myself running into old friends who all said they were back in school for high-tech training - things that i wouldn't picture them doing. And then when i'd ask them to explain the courses and subject matter to me, they all said, "well im signed up and paid for the class but i never go, the teachers suck."
Each day when I leave the new Tampa building in real life, there is an animal party in the distance at the lake. At least 7 different species of birds and other things all congregate there and hang out. Its like a freakshow. And I see this scene when going to my car each night and everyday I forget to bring my HD videocamera to capture the lunacy of the animal kingdom in human-eye-viewing distance.
Animal viewing, especially when there seems to be a social order and government to the creatures really throws my mind for a loop. I wonder if they're watching us, or we're watching them. They must know we're here. Why are they making themselves known? Just look out those animals hanging out there having a good time. It looked like many different types of creatures all partying together, not trying to eat each other or take each other's territory, but all tax-paying citizen animals having a good time after work. Often we're told that humans destroy animal habitat, but i tend to think the animals are impressed with the things humans do, just as we're impressed when they do cute human tricks. A beautiful artificial lake was carved into the land for these animals to have their night club / bar each night. They look like they appreciate what was built for them. I could be wrong, they all might be protesters with animal picket signs, but the coexistence looks like its working out pretty good.
You saw the picture Chris took of the walking catfish that were outside the building. Sometimes this human size bird family blocks the door to exit the building. I always go out the other door, because i'm not walking in between them. Its 4 against 1, and they're all my size. Its a freakshow.
April 5- 2012 - I had a dream last night of a movie starring Jim Carrey and The Fat Boys. I only remember the scene where they were on a passenger airplane together and were creating jokes and disruption for the other passengers and stewardesses.
4-4-2012 - Epic dreamworld last night: someone really needs to invent the dream VCR recorder, because I need to upload these dreams to YouTube. They are monumental. Last night's dreams were Academy Award winning. To describe: I saw a few movies in the dream that don't exist, I listened to music that I supposedly composed, performed and recorded that do not exist, and saw a music video for them, John Travolta attacked me and others with non-lethal riot control weapons. One of them was an electrocution weapon. It didn't feel like a taser, but more like the feeling when you're about to get shocked, when the charge builds in you before the shock. electric current flowing through you. Many more dreams as well. It's very interesting to view non-existing movies and listening to non-existent music.
lyricsdebate.com -a site where people debate the meaning of lyrics.
1-26-2012 - Intense dream world adventures last night included: being in a sky scraper that fell over, exploring a location with super large animals who did not fear humans and were aggressive towards - and finding a 60,000 dollar bottle of some kind of cream for breast augmentation where these animals were grazing, being in another location that was about to be invaded by Asian savages, going to a party in another state with people my age that had very strange customs like saying weird phrases when passing by when walking. Also a dream where DOS 8-character naming limitation was somehow limiting people's ability to recall events. There were other dreams too. I like going to bed on time so I have extended dream experiences.
9-18-2010 - I had a dream last night I accidentally swallowed a star wars action figure. (tie fighter pilot) and the rest of the dream I was contemplating if I could "number 2" it out or if I could throw it up (I was concerned it would get stuck in my throat, or if I should go to the hospital. I need to go #2 right now in real life and am hesitant. The #2 I got brewing feels dry and solid and rocky. I'll report if I find a toy. I was hoping if I number 2'd it out that the figure would come out head first like a baby cause dang if he came out sideways or feet first, ouch. I'm glad I woke up and none of that was real. I also tried recalling if I chewed it up and thought was food or something. I feel like I have a toy in my stomach right now and I don't. I'm glad but I'm still traumatized from a realistic dream. I wonder what the dream interpretation of swallowing toys means. It could mean I need to grow up. Like swallow all the immature stuff I still do and expel or crap it out into a toilet and flush it away. I played madden 11 til 3 am last night. I had a lot of fun playing but afterwards felt dirty.
"I dont wanna grow up, I'm a toys r us kid"
11-29-2012
No matter how early i go to bed, its never enough time to finish out my dreams. Last night's adventures included The Autobots, ... Their new additions called The Nanobots ... My involvement in the autobot and nanobot secret organization, their vetting and recruitment of my protege, my accidental revelation to outsiders of my association with the autobots, which is what led me to discover they had the nanobots. A hurricane in south florida that was a non-event, but led me to discover even more nanobots, and more. Typing this helped me transition from dream world to awake world. Now if i can only go from horizontal to vertical i can get my day started. But so comfy and cozy.
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Message In The Movies
- In Time
- Dark City
- The Matrix
- The Thirteenth Floor
- The Adjustment Bureau
- Limitless
- Pi
- Eternal Sunshine o the Spotless Mind
- The Truman Show
Thursday, November 17, 2011
A Response to The Articles that Are Anti-Gaming and anti-gamers
Playing videogames like The Legend of Zelda and Earthbound as a kid improved my intelligence and created an experience that defined part of my life. (Anyone who played these games when they came out would co-sign my statement.)
I played a lot of video games growing up – but the difference between my generation and the current ones, is while we enjoyed video games, the term “gamer” was not invented yet – and there was SEVERE PEER PRESSURE to not develop what we called:
A NINTENDO TAN
The rule of thumb was the following:
· You get home from school.
· Eat a quick snack, change your clothes.
· Be on the street to pick teams in no later than 15 minutes after getting off bus.
· Whichever season was in, was the game we’d play. Football, baseball, basketball.
· You play, and you play hard until your mom calls you home for dinner.
· After dinner, you do your homework.
· Once homework is done – you play video games – BUT YOU PLAY A SPORTS video game such as Tecmo Bowl, Madden ’93 , Madden ’95, NES Play Action Football, Joe Montana Sports Talk Football, Bulls vs Lakers, NBA JAM, Hoops, Mike Tyson’s Punch Out, Super Punch Out, Super Tecmo Bowl, NBA Live, NBA Hangtime, Street Fighter 2, Mortal Kombat.
The days when it would rain, you don’t stay indoors and play videogames, you go out to the field at the end of the block and play Bears-Packers gridiron re-creation of the games where “the elements” were experienced and the mud and the glory were relived.
Videogames were for AFTER dinner and AFTER homework.
EXCEPT the first week the new games come out. Then there is an exception – but usually about 45 minutes into playing a sports game, we would all want to go out and do the real thing.
With that said, there was a RITE OF PASSAGE everyone had to do at some point – usually you’d do this at night time.
You had to complete the game “The Legend of Zelda” and “Zelda 3: A Link to the Past” because those games train your mind on how to think outside the box and complete a quest of mammoth proportion and was worth experiencing and discussing with others.
You also had to complete the original Super Mario Brothers because that is what every kid had to do.
Oh, and you had to beat CONTRA – the ultimate boy game of all time.
In fact, this guy James Rolfe aka The Angry Nintendo Nerd made a 6 minute video explaining what it was like to be our age and to complete Contra.
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/723402
I nominate James Rolfe as the spokesperson for my generation (we’re the same age) and I’ve seen every single video (over 200) that he’s made over the past 6 years because he explains my exact video game experience EXACTLY as I experienced it. It’s like we grew up on the same block. (Except he didn’t play sports.)
He created a living for himself that I tried so hard to create for myself with video and audio but just didn’t have the same support team and talent that he had to make it possible. If you wanted to know what I wanted to be when I grew up, The Angry Nintendo Nerd is it. He does his marketing, his videos, EVERYTHING how I do it – but he is much better at it and has a much more mainstream niche.
His website to learn more about him is www.cinemassacre.com.
I’m notified on my iPad via RSS feed and his Cinemassacre app the moment he makes a new video.
Anyways, its ok to play videogames – but NEVER let yourself develop A NINTENDO TAN. (which means pale white skin from staying indoors).
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Jim Rome Classic Takes
- Softball Guy
- Golf Guy
- Gym Guy
- Corvette Guy
- Pickup Basketball Guy part 1
- Pickup Basketball Guy part 2
- Fantasy Football Guy
- Draft Room Guy - The Jerk
- Draft Room Guy - The Stat Geek
- Draft Room Guy - Wing it Guy
- Draft Room Guy - The Drunk
- Bracket Guy
- Bracket Guy 2010
- Likes to Fight Guy
- Time Change Guy
- Party Guy
- Bank Teller Guy
- Handshake Guy
- Handshake Guy - Rome Is Burning
- Home Brew Guy
- Honk The Horn Guy
- Ice Cream Truck Guy
- Snake Guy
- Installed Hot Tub On Front Lawn Guy
- Star Wars Sports Jersey Guy
- Guy Who Reads At Baseball Games Guy
- Tampons
JIM ROME ON OCCUPATIONS
JIM ROME ON FILMS
- Top Gun
- Total Recall
- Star Wars
- Bad News Bears
JIM ROME ON CELEBRITIES
- Michael Jackson
- Axl Rose
- Fonzie
- Mr T
- Rick Perry
CLASSIC TAKES ON SOCIETY
- Halloween 2008
- Halloween 2009
- Halloween 2007
- Riots After Sports Championships
- Woman Calls 911 On Herself
- Rome Goes To The Bloodbank
- McDonalds
- Brawls at Chuck E Cheese
- America is FAT
- Strippers Hate Their Fathers
- The Ban Against Tag
- Getting Rick Rolled
- Wisconsin Shooting house Cats
- The Yellow Pages
- On Cold Calling
Professional Sports Takes
- Lions Going 0-16
- Jim Rome's Take On The Pittsburgh Pirates
- On Soccer
- On Bowling and Trick Bowling
- On A Possible WNBA Strike
On Sports Athletes
Jim Rome vs The Clones
- Boners in Sweatpants
- Bums and Retards
- Bum Smack
- Stoner Calls Rome on 420
- Bad Calls To The Jungle
- Girl Calls In to the Show
Rome Miscellaneous
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Crawfish Encounter
Good bait
Nice snack if it was from LA
Whats with the X files music?
they're extraterrestrials.
But haven't crawfish been around since the Mesozoic Era or earlier?
Aren't we the extraterrestrials?
Yes. We are the ETs.
We had a close encounter with the sea kind last nite.
i dont know who abducted who.
They invaded the land.
We took it into our mothership home and ran tests on it.
Strange creatures.
There were fish walking all over the street yesterday.
They're invading.
its not normal for me to see animals.
I live in a sterilized computer lab, void of any life, except maybe microbial.
When i see life, i'm bewildered.
Including plants.
We had a close encounter with the sea kind last nite.
i dont know who abducted who.
They invaded the land.
We took it into our mothership home and ran tests on it.
Strange creatures.
There were fish walking all over the street yesterday.
They're invading.
its not normal for me to see animals.
I live in a sterilized computer lab, void of any life, except maybe microbial.
When i see life, i'm bewildered.
Including plants.
Don't get me wrong, they fascinate the shit out of me too...and taste yummy.
I enjoyed the video.
I want to experience your invasions of walking fish.
Seems spectacular in all ways.
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