Michael Jackson

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/9352/michael-jackson-faked-his-own-death/

http://www.makinghollywood.com/2009/06/29/death/

http://www.aboutmj.com/michael-jackson-the-wildest-conspiracy-theories/

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread476692/pg1

http://newsflavor.com/entertainment/is-michael-jackson-really-dead/

http://www.michaeljacksonhoaxforum.com/blog.php/?p=18

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.conspiracy/browse_thread/thread/ec017ee9d6a2b89b?hl=en#

http://search.yahoo.com/404handler?src=news&fr=404_news&ref=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.yahoo.com%2Fs%2Fap%2F20090709%2Fap_on_re_us%2Fus_dogfighting_raids_4

http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/people/conspiracy-theorists-claim-michael-jackson-faked-death-20090701-d4sx.html

http://www.michaeljacksonhoaxforum.com/blog.php/?cat=1

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/MichaelJackson/story?id=8067482&page=1

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20090708/en_top_eo/133031

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20090708/en_top_eo/133125

Michael Jackson’s brother Marlon makes comments about funeral preparations.

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A report has surfaced which includes quotes from Michael Jackson’s brother, Marlon Jackson on the subject of Michael’s funeral set for September 3rd 2009.

Marlon has spoken about letters that Michael’s children Prince, Paris and Blanket have written and will place in his coffin as well as other details of Michael’s funeral, which will be held in the family’s compound at Los Angeles’ Forest Lawn Memorial Park.

He claims Michael will also be buried with his trademark white glove, and has been fitted with a new shoulder-length wig. The star’s face will also be painted with full stage makeup.

Marlon told Britain’s Sunday Mirror newspaper: “This will be a private ceremony. His hairstylist has made his hair special and a make-up artist has gone in and fixed him up so he’s ready for the big day.”

“This will be Michael’s final curtain call – the last show. His shell will be gone but his spirit lives on.”

After the ceremony – which will be attended by just a handful of family members and friends including Aretha Franklin and Diana Ross – Michael’s coffin will be encased in thick concrete to protect it from grave robbers. CCTV cameras and alarms will also protect the body. Michael Jackson’s body has been stored in a refrigerated morgue at the cemetery ever since his death.

In view of the above report, I would like to address a few issues. Firstly, the fact that this report was quoted by the same brother, Marlon, who for some strange reason decided to tell a story about how Michael loved to ‘disguise himself all the time’ at the singers Memorial in July.

Secondly, the announcement of the fact that Michael’s ‘hairstylist has made is hair special and a make-up artist has gone in and fixed him up’ is completely odd and somewhat disturbing if you think about it. Michael Jackson, as we know has been ‘dead’ for two months. His ‘body’ has undergone two (possibly more) autopsies, which has included his brain being removed. The report also states that Michael’s body has been stored in a refrigerated morgue at the cemetery. After two months, unfortunately, there is still a vast amount of decomposition, even in refrigeration. (Notice how refrigeration was reported and not ‘deep-freeze’ or ‘cryo’).

Dr. Gregory J. Davis, a professor of pathology at the University of Kentucky College of Medicine who is Kentucky’s state medical examiner, has said by phone “One of the core issues is, the longer you wait, the more the body is going to decompose despite refrigeration”.

The third very disturbing thing I would like to point out with this information is the fact that obviously by having Michael’s hair and makeup done, the family plan to have an open casket at the funeral, or at least they intend that people are going to see the body….again.

So, Michael’s family believe that it’s OK to present a two month old corpse, with a wig and make up, which could be in a fair state of decomposition, which has had the top of the head removed to examine the brain and had two autopsies, to all the family members, children and close friends, but it was not suitable for anyone to see the singer 10 days after he ‘died’ because ‘his face was messed up from the CPR’???

Oh…ok, that makes perfect sense. Um….wait a second, sorry…..actually it doesn’t!

The Enquirer gives Michael Jackson 6 Months to live in January 2009

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Michael Jackson given 6 months to live in January 2009

This excerpt was taken from The Fab Life and was written on the 7th January 2009. See the link here: http://bit.ly/EgTAc

“Despite denials from Michael Jackson that he’s suffering from a lethal lung disease, the National Enquirer remains on “Whacko Jacko” death watch. Now their sources give the singer six months to live. “His condition is just so far gone, I’d be surprised if he lasts six months…Painkillers and booze have caught up with him. The only way he was able to cope with the stress of sex scandals and his roller-coaster life was to mask the pain with substance abuse.”

Jacko biographer Ian Halperin has confirmed their source’s claims of emphysema and gastrointenstinal bleeding with his source. “Michael wants to have the lung transplant, but because of other illnesses he’s fighting, he’s too weak to undergo such a major procedure. He’s taking one painkiller after another.” This would help explain why he’s auctioning off his assets, but then Jackson has been frail and cash-starved for years. Still, if the reports are true, the King of Pop may not be around much longer.”

How interesting that almost exactly 6 months later Michael Jackson died!

This article and the picture (above), begs the question that if indeed Michael Jackson was reported to be ‘frail’ and ’so far gone’ as the article states in January of 2009, how on earth was he able to pass a 5 hour Medical test with ‘flying colours’ which was performed in February 2009 pending the London O2 Concert announcement?

Perhaps the Media had once again got it wrong, publishing lies and heresay (which is always likely), although this explanation still has the problem - it does not explain away the HUGE coincidence that Michael Jackson actually did die 6 months later.

Perhaps the number 1 clue to the entire Michael Jackson Death Hoax lies within this report. Here is a theory:

January 2009 Michael Jackson’s health takes a turn for the worst, AEG Live Organisers and Michael’s Personal Doctor know there is no way possible that he can perform 1 concert, let alone 50. They also know they’ve invested a huge amount of money in the ‘This is It’ comeback tour, as well as started yet another law suit in the mean time. (The organisers of a proposed Jackson Five reunion concert filed a $40m lawsuit alleging that Jackson’s 50 London dates violate the terms of their 2008 contract). The only way Michael is going to recover from his illness and AEG are going to make any money is for MJ to Hoax his death. The state of Michael Jackson’s health is leaked to the press, knowing they will report it. Plans are put into place, and by February, Michael Jackson has left his life and gone into hiding, with everyone else none the wiser.

The person who passed the 5 hour medical exam for the This is It tour was not Michael Jackson. The person who attended the O2 Concert Press Conference was not Michael Jackson. The person who attended the auditions for dancers for the Tour was not Michael Jackson.

The person in the Ambulance on the 25th June was not Michael Jackson.You may be asking how can these conclusions be met? Please allow me to explain.

Keeping in mind the article from the National Enquirer mentioned above, it appears as though the ‘excess use of painkillers’ story was very much the focus of Michael Jackson’s health issue. Mentioning this seemingly small detail back in January is of course a very crucial detail when we look back on it now after MJ’s death.

Those people within the population who are easily led (and there are many) will look upon the current circumstances surrounding Michael Jackson’s death with all of the ‘drug abuse’ talk and take in the entire story with no question because “oh yes it was reported back in January that Michael Jackson was abusing painkillers everyday – no wonder he died – it was only a matter of time”.

When Michael announces his concerts and begins rehearsals in March, his January health issue is forgotten because of all of the buzz with his comeback. The world is immersed in a Michael Jackson frenzy once again.

After his death, the drug abuse allegation is re-ignited, because as we all know, a heart attack from using the occasional pain killer over the period of a couple of weeks is highly unlikely, especially when MJ was said to be a ‘picture of health’ while completing rehearsals. Therefore the reports of excess drug abuse are very important, as they support the claim that his Cardiac Arrest was indeed caused by drugs.

The drug overdose is also a very important factor for AEG Live. Their insurance claim of Millions dollars will be paid out when Michael Jacksons Toxicology and Autopsy reports prove that drugs caused his death. This is also part of the plan. The remainder of money to be made by AEG Live will come from the sales of the Final Rehearsal DVD, Tribute Tours, unreleased songs and Merchandise.

Jo Jackson is also undoubtedly making a fair cut and will most likely be funneling a portion of his money made to Michael in his new life.

The children have known that this would be happening since February, which is why they had to be revealed. If they had remained hidden, the world would be doubting whether or not they were Michael’s children. The family videos have been released to further back up this claim. Within the next 6 months the children will be with their father.

Jo Jackson will be a rich man, AEG Live will have made a substantial amount of money, not to mention pulling off one of the greatest ’shows’ ever. Michael will be enjoying a quiet and healthy life and his children will be with him, away from the spotlight for good.

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http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/news/story/776335.html

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Favorite Songs From Back In The Day

Songs I used to enjoy back in the 90's that are still good:

Rappin 4 Tay - I'll Be Around

Rappin 4 Tay - Players Club

Too Short and Rappin 4 Tay - Never Talk Down On A Playa

T.W.D.Y. - Players Holiday

2Pac - Only God Can Judge Me

2Pac - So Many Tearz

2Pac - Ambitions Az A Ridah

2Pac - Can't See Me

2Pac - Shorty Wanna be a Thug

2Pac and Scarface - Smile

Nine - Any Emcee

Nine - Make Or Take

Nine - Lyin King

Nine - Whutchu Want Nine

Ill Al Skratch - Where My Homies (Come Around My Way)

Do or Die - Do You Wanna Ride (Po Pimp)

Crucial Conflict - Scummy

Biased Message Processing

Biased Message Processing - The latest media experiment.

TV programming is just a constant experiment on humans. Nothing on television is what it seems. I feel bad for the people who consume television and trust the people they spend their lives watching. It's such a cruel joke that plays upon people's emotions and ignorance.

I have a hunch that some smart, poltically atheist entertainers are pulling off a hoax upon the public. These people are too intelligent to play party politics, yet there they are acting out roles. These people: Keith Olberman, Steven Colbert, Glenn Beck. (but there are others.)

They used to teach us in media class: "Choose your side: Media-centric or Socio-Centric."

Keith Olbermann pretends to be ultra liberal, its a shtick. It's a gag. The joke is on both parties.

The joke is on the conservatives because they get so mad at Keith.

The joke is on the liberals for actually believing the guy is one of them.

Watch Keith's lip curl back as he tries so hard not to laugh when he goes on an unforgiving left wing tirade chastising someone. It takes everything he's got not to bust out laughing ... and its gonna happen one day. He's gonna just start cracking up as the show goes more and more off the deep end. It's a shtick. People forget this was the guy who invented colorful sports reporting with Dan Patrick on ESPN. (Which along with Chris Berman and Stuart Scott are some of my favorite memories of TV).

I don't need to explain Colbert's shtick, you all get it. (I hope). Although you don't. See, Colbert and Olbermann are both from the same team. They're both running experiments on you to study BIASED MESSAGE PROCESSING.

Liberals think Colbert is playing a giant gag on conservatives, which he is -- BUT HE IS ALSO playing a much LARGER gag on liberals. They think he's one of them. And he is not. He is neither. He is conducting experiments on your mind. See, the trick here is to infect a liberal's mind with conservative information - "THEY" know people are going to only selectively expose themselves to the point of view they want to hear. So conservatives are gonna watch FOX NEWS and liberals are gonna watch MSNBC or CNN (and comedy central). How can we get these people to hear the other side of the story? Through satire. Even if you laugh it off or think its a joke, the idea has now been planted in your mind.

It's like Larry Sinclair's story of smoking crack with Barack Obama and performing fellatio on him, even if you think the story is just a lie, the images are still in your mind. You can't erase memories.

Next time you see Olbermann and Colbert, watch them with the idea that its a complete gag on both parties.

The difference between Olbermann and Steven Colbert is that Colbert's show is on Comedy Central (presented as comedy) and Olbermann's is on MSNBC (presented as real commentary).

Now, let me beat up on the other side as well.

Glenn Beck is also playing the gag.

He introduces obscene things to conservative audiences.

(These are not exact quotes but I've heard him say some of these things of this nature to an audience like my parents.)

"A man exposed his penis to a 10 year old girl and asked her to play with it."

"A teacher put her mouth on a 10 year old boy's penis and told him she thinks it tastes good like the school lunchroom food."

"A study shows that school children in California would prefer to shove a dildo in their rearends than to learn about the message of the Founding Fathers."

Or he'll sneak in ideas that a conservative would never admit to:

"Today Hugo Chavez said that if George W Bush would spend more time fixing his nation's economy instead of snorting cocaine and drinking alcohol then maybe America would finally be a better country.."

"A study shows that children are masturbating to photographs of Dick Cheney because they think he is powerful for shooting someone and calling it a hunting accident."

"Angry protestors are saying that The Bush Administration was somehow involved in the 9-11 attacks and that flight 93 was actually shot down by the Air Force. Cmon people!"

"Angry protestors are saying that there was dynamite in the twin towers and that it was a controlled demolition .... where do people come up with this stuff."

"Liberals say that George W Bush is writing into laws things that give the executive power dictator like abilities ... get a life."

"Watchdog groups think that it is unconstitutiona?l for the government to wiretap your phonelines and invade your privacy and snoop into your lives.... gimme a break."

What you all need to know is NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS.

Everything on television is controlled. Everything. There are gatekeepers that control the information.

Learn about these terms and think of how this is used to shape every single thing you believe:

"Biased Message Processing"

"Status Conferral"

"Selective Exposure"

"Gatekeepers"

"Controlled dissidence"

Everything you believe has been engineered into your mind. Whether you're left or right, both sides have been engineered so they can control all of the thoughts. And if you're independent: What is is they say? "THEN YOU'RE NOTHING TO NOBODY."

They don't say you're a free mind.

They say

"YOU'RE NOTHING TO NOBODY."

They want their brainwashed foot soldiers, if you're a thinking person with a critical eye who asks questions, we don't need you. We need citizens who are susceptible to propaganda. And they're working on techniques now on how to propagandize the freed minds by putting people out there like Jesse Ventura and Lou Dobbs who echo the conspiracy theory ideas. While I enjoy that these guys are there putting out some of my points of view, I don't fall for it. I know "THEY" want to control every single point of view.

.... of course .... if you're an American Idol watcher that you actually read this entire article.

But if you do watch that show - or any shows like it ..... that is a whole other set of manipulation - far beyond the scope of this blog.

But to be honest, I think "THE THEY" "THEY" "THEM" are freaking brilliant. I gotta hand it to them. The way they are able to absolutely have total ownership of everything everyone thinks. "We don't tell people what to think, we tell people what to think about." Its magnificent. How they're able to engineer reality with nothing holding them back. How they can take an ESPN colorful comedian anchorman and turn him into a serious liberal commentator news anchor and not have anyone question it. How people look at "Public Relations" with a positive attitude towards it. Barnays even said "propaganda had a bad connotation to it after the Germans, so I just renamed it to Public Relations." I call it "professional lying." It's necessary though. I think I'm only mad at it because I never had the balls to bring myself to do things of that nature. I'm too conditioned and obsessed with absolute truth.

It's amazing how conservatives allow Glenn Beck into their households because he says their point of view while all the while saying absolutely obscene things but blaming it on a liberal society. Its an absolute gag. I enjoy the points of view Beck discusses, but I know he's puttin us on.

I believe Rush Limbaugh and Barack Obama have an ongoing partnership to attack each other for publicity. I enjoy Rush, I enjoy Obama. Can I like both?

A technique used by politicians is to say something that is extremely inflammatory and untrue and then apologize for it.

Because they know the thought has now entered your mind.

They want to introduce information to both sides that is usually rejected.

They wanna push light on dark and dark on light. Good on evil and evil on good.

Its a great way to maintain balance i guess.

The scene in The Matrix when Agent Smith has Morpheous tied up and is looking out the window and says, "Have you ever looked at it Morpheous? Marveled at it? Billions of people going about their daily lives oblivious."

When you watch TV today, watch it with the idea that everything you see -- EVERYTHING - is there to fool you or to adjust your mind and thinking in a devious way that is unnatural to your beliefs, morals and values. That everything is the opposite. Everyone on all of these political shows are just actors pretending to have extreme points of view.

That its all one big gag.

It's terrible. Yet, it is necessary. Necessary for the economy. So yay! We all have jobs! But at what expense?

My Time Travel Adventure With Barack Obama

(the image is of Barack Obama with his feet on the Rutherford B Hayes desk - this picture haunts me - i saw this picture AFTER having the dream you are about to read.)

Last night I had an incredibly vivid and adventurous dream. This dream crossed over into the real world.​ (I went to bed earlier than I usually do so I had more time for more dreams).

The first one, had myself and President Barack Obama on a time travel mission.
We were sent back in time to the year 1876 to run Obama against Rutherford B Hayes in the presidential election of that year. He kept telling me I was part of his campaign staff that will make necessary adjustments to history. I kept looking around for a campaign staff and didn’t see anyone except me and Barack. I also kept noticing the setting we were in tremendously reminded me of my backyard in 1993. I kept explaining to Barack that I didn’t think we were in 1876 but in the year 1993….. in my backyard. Barack kept ducking behind Ruffley’s canoe and saying to me, “We are in the year 1876. I am here to run against Rutherford B Hayes to make necessary adjustments to history.

I went on to explain to him that I didn’t necessarily vote for him, but that I didn’t vote against him, I didn’t get to vote. I also told him I enjoyed a picture that a fan made during the campaign that exchanged his head with Marty McFly on the Back to the Future poster and it said “BARACK TO THE FUTURE” and how cool it was that here I was with Barack Obama traveling through time.

He gave me his big trademark smile and I felt like I had made friends with him and that he was kinda looking at me with that borderline “can you believe this is real” look in his eye implying, “I told you I would bring change….I’m the real Marty McFly, they scared of me cause I know how to travel through time ….and make necessary adjustments to history.”

I had asked him what if he beats Rutherford B Hayes, how will that affect all of history?

He said, “have you ever heard of Rutherford B Hayes?” I said I’ve heard of him. He said “what do you know about Rutherford B Hayes”. I said, “that he was a president, I think around the time of the civil war.”
He said, “that’s all you know about Rutherford B Hayes right?”
I said, “yeah.”
He said, “if that’s all you know about Rutherford B Hayes then what do you care how it will make necessary adjustments to history. It’s a big idea. I don’t know if you know what a big idea is there Jonathan. But it’s a big idea.” He paused …. He said, “What you might want to question is whether I’m from your time period or not… maybe I am Barack From The Future.” He smiled with his insane big smile and then inquisitively asked, “If you should discover that I’m not from your time, or from a parallel time, would you think of me differently, like in a negative way? Are time travelers offensive to you? Are you offended that we travel into other people’s time?”

I said, “you know, its funny you should ask because if I did find out you weren’t from my time it would alter my perspective of you, because …. And I never thought of this until you asked me, but all people of a period of time, we share our common timeline, we’re all from the same time, same planet.”

Barack: “So if I’m not from your time, you’d look at me differently, like I was different.”

Me: “I’m just exploring my feelings here, it’s a subconscious feeling but yeah I would feel like you’re different because you are from some mysterious time that I don’t know about, especially if it’s the future.”

Barack: “What if I spent a lot of time in your period of time, but was not initially from your time, but spent the majority of my experience of life in your time period? You know, like if I was born in a foreign country but spent the majority of my life in the United States?”

Me: “Having the ability to time travel puts you in like Superhuman category until others start doing it. The only time travelers I know of are John Titor, Al Bielek and people who have been part of time travel experiments. I might be concerned that you don’t have my period of time in your best interests, since you have access to all of time, of which we are now making … what have you been calling it? Necessary adjustments to history?”

Barack: “That’s a good point. And the difference is, I have the best interest of all of time, not just your time period. Sometimes necessary adjustments need to be made.”

Me: “I don’t mean to spoil the fun but I think we’re in my neighbor’s backyard in the year 1993 and not 1876.

Barack: “How do you know that if you don’t time travel?”

Me: “I don’t know, maybe because I don’t think this kind of grass existed back then and that’s my house, my house was built in 1976 not 1876 … in addition I never thought the past existed in full color, it should either be black and white or those watercolors the pictures are painted in …. but besides that, how are you going to run against Rutherford B Hayes? Nobody even knows you in this time period, and …. Dude …. Like I mean, I don’t think this way, and I know your mom was white and all that …. But I think these people are gonna probably think you should be a slave or something.”

Barack: “That’s where you come in. You gotta convince these people that I’m the right candidate for the presidency.”

Me: “Ok, Barack, I don’t even know the politics of this time, I have no frame of reference of the issues of their time and-“

Barack: “Stop. Whether I win or lose is inconsequential​.​ I am here to run against Rutherford B Hayes. I didn’t say anything about any outcome or if we’ll even still be here for the outcome. Oh, and would it surprise you if the past didn’t exist in color, but existed in the same colors you assumed it to?”

Me: “Some presidents exist only as paintings. Why are we making adjustments to history?”

Barack didn’t answer the question directly, He started acting like a Hollywood actor in a blockbuster drama:

Barack: “JFK…. Who killed JFK? Oswald? The Mafia? The Government? The Illuminati? The Russians? Castro? Makes you wonder about Castro’s rise to power doesn’t it? Why is Castro still there all this time? Have you ever considered that it wasm’t John F Kennedy in the car? That it was a look alike? How was his rise and fall so perfect? Camelot … all the women, the great looks, the war hero, all the greatest speeches, the quest for space, the nuclear standoff with Russia and no nukes got launched? Bay of pigs? How could they mess that up? His assassination so perfectly on television and repeated over and over again and still talked about to this day. What about Abraham Lincoln? What about how your history books change all the time? You don’t think adjustments to history weren’t made for all of this stuff to work out how it did? You think things can naturally occur so perfect? We have to make necessary adjustments to time. Why would the government help keep the conspiracy theories alive? Don’t be surprised if you see me fake my death when you get back to your time period. The people will believe its real. Even if it does happen, it may get adjusted over time. How do you think the Underground Railroad started? You don’t think time travelers went into those times and made adjustments? If you look at history and war, and try to understand the politics of things like Vietnam, if you approach it with the idea that there are long time timeline historical significances to things, you’ll understand why some things don’t have clear cut answers, and why some do. The dropping of 2 atomic bombs on Japan alter everything. All you gotta do is go back in time and call off that 1 mission and you change it all.

At that point a big thunder storm and lightning struck and Barack had a realization, (and in a dream things can all happen instantaneously​)​
Barack realized Rutherford B Hayes was saving and not spending his election money and investing his campaign contributions in a bond, some kind of security thing that he knew was gonna go up in value in the future to give him enough money to win the election and was forfeiting the early stages of the campaign cycle, as if Rutherford B Hayes also was time traveling, and was a time traveler from the future with insider trading tips and Barack realized that and then realized it was a losing call. Barack said, “I see the future, and its just fat cats in Washington getting richer.”

I don’t remember any more specific details to the dream, but I had fun with Barack, it was cool to feel like we traveled through time even though I felt like we traveled 16 years into the past, not 133. There was a corny montage scene where there was some happy song playing and it showed us on rollercoasters,​ enjoying cotton candy with a smile, and did all the silly things they show in movies that mock the cutesy fun time people have. I’m trying to remember if we ever got to 1876 but I’m not sure. I was trying to get him to want to do a rap song with me but he didn’t seem interested.

The strangest thing about the dream is I don’t know if I’ve ever even thought about Rutherford B Hayes in my life --- I understand Barack Obama being in my dream – but to go back in time to 1876 to contest Rutherford B Hayes in an election is nuts. I looked him up today on the internet, and found out he was in the closest election of all time that got delayed like the Bush-Gore election of 2000. Hayes thought he wouldn’t win the election when he went to bed and woke up and won by 1 vote, and I think its where they came up with the electoral college system.

The only thing I can think of hearing Rutherford B Hayes is if he was mentioned on the Jon Stewart “America Inaction Audiobook” that I listened to 2 weeks ago. But I don’t know if they mentioned his name on it. I’m trying to figure out what triggered Rutherford B Hayes. I mean really – who the heck thinks about Rutherford B Hayes?

Here is his whitehouse biography - which i read today after waking up - how strange is the story to my dream: If you read into it, it feels like there was a hidden hand involved in the election. I have been stunned all day that my mind would think of Rutherford B Hayes. RUTHERFORD B HAYES !!!
http:​/​/​www.​whitehouse.​gov/​about/​presidents/​RutherfordBHaye​s/​

Interesting Notes From My Emails Worth Sharing With The World

Jeff's Tweet Went Viral: Jeff tweeted a question to Google's VP of Chrome asking if they were giving on any more CR-48 netbooks for their pilot program. It was picked up by a bunch of tech sources and discussed across the web. Here are some of the links.

http://nexus404.com/Blog/2011/03/11/chrome-os-cr-48-notebook-shipments-have-stopped-for-now-google-vp-tweets-google-cr-48-pilot-program-shipments-have-ended-suggests-retail-devices-will-arrive-mid-year/

http://www.thechromesource.com/chrome-vp-no-more-cr-48s-chrome-os-devices-this-summer/

http://groups.google.com/group/chrome-notebook-pilot/browse_thread/thread/9528745245b99f02?pli=1

http://www.besttechie.net/2011/03/10/new-chrome-notebooks-by-mid-year/

80's Movies That Need To Get Remade:

• THEY LIVE

• American Ninja

• Action Jackson

• Hot Shots Part 3

• Major League 3

• The Last Starfighter

• Red Dawn

Video Games That Need to Get Made Into Hollywood Films:

• The Legend of Zelda

• Mortal Kombat (new one)

• Street Fighter (new one)

• Metroid

• Altered Beast

• Ninja Gaiden

• Castlevania

• Kid Icarus

• Mega Man

• Bionic Commando

• Rygar

• More Tomb Raider flicks.

• If there was an Earthbound movie, and they did it right, i might take drugs to see it.

• Is there a Halo movie?

• A Grand Theft Auto movie?

• Perfect Dark

• Childrens films or cartoons for Star Fox, Donkey Kong Country and Crash Bandicoot and Sonic and Knuckles.

• So many missed opportunities to be capitalized on. we had some awesome stuff in the 80s, thats all there is to it. Best children's cartoons, best era of sports card collecting, comics, toys, everything, thats why its getting remade. soon there will be like a Ghoulies 11 and Gremlins 3 and Ghostbusters The Next Generation and Jaws 17 and ET part 2: They Return to Kick Our Ass.

Butt Funneling and NASA:

Just to follow up on Sir Lippe's email..

http://www.rense.com/general86/moreap.htm

I saw this yesterday and I feel that the restored footage is not that better than the original.

I can't wait until they go back to the moon during the constellation program...they will be recording HD video that should blow our freaking minds.

as you see the pictures of all of those film reels, do you get that turtle creeping his head out of your butt gotta take a dump feeling?

Can you imagine if you had the opportunity to sit down and view those films?

How many dumps would you need to take?

If you had a time limit would you just shit on yourself?

Oh and NASA PREPARES TO BOMB THE MOON:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/space/5566137/Nasa-prepares-to-bomb-the-moon.html

on Rense there is a section called NASA Lunacy and its ongoing coverage of the bombing of the moon.

I never understood why anyone would butt funnel their fucking beer.

I mean half the fun of getting tipsy is drinking the shit.

Plus you are having your stink eye violated by some dude which can't be good for your rep.

What happens if people take pictures of you with a funnel in your fucking ass hole?

You know that shit is going to end up on the internets.
just my .02

I wonder if the police enjoy using the entertaining descriptions when they create their reports.

I wonder if they're able to find humor in it even if they almost got themselves killed chasing the guy.

Is there even a 5% in the back of their mind cracking up charging the guy with "obstruction of justice".

"after 4 days the thumb drive did not pass."

Also, ask if he has ever had any reports of college kids dying from "Butt-Funnelling" also known as "Anal-Chugging",

I guess its not quite a real college town there in SoFla so there may not be many instances, although high schoolers might try it.

A guy does a handstand with his pants off. Two other guys hold the guys legs open, one sticks a beer funnel in the brown eye and pours a beer down.

Bypasses the liver.

Many kids die from alcohol poisoning.

Just wanted to hear an aftermath story.

Subject: That can't taste good

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0302101flash1.html