Saturday, April 4, 2009

Interesting Notes From My Emails Worth Sharing With The World

Jeff's Tweet Went Viral: Jeff tweeted a question to Google's VP of Chrome asking if they were giving on any more CR-48 netbooks for their pilot program. It was picked up by a bunch of tech sources and discussed across the web. Here are some of the links.

http://nexus404.com/Blog/2011/03/11/chrome-os-cr-48-notebook-shipments-have-stopped-for-now-google-vp-tweets-google-cr-48-pilot-program-shipments-have-ended-suggests-retail-devices-will-arrive-mid-year/

http://www.thechromesource.com/chrome-vp-no-more-cr-48s-chrome-os-devices-this-summer/

http://groups.google.com/group/chrome-notebook-pilot/browse_thread/thread/9528745245b99f02?pli=1

http://www.besttechie.net/2011/03/10/new-chrome-notebooks-by-mid-year/


80's Movies That Need To Get Remade:

THEY LIVE

American Ninja

Action Jackson

Hot Shots Part 3

Major League 3

The Last Starfighter

Red Dawn


Video Games That Need to Get Made Into Hollywood Films:

The Legend of Zelda

Mortal Kombat (new one)

Street Fighter (new one)

Metroid

Altered Beast

Ninja Gaiden

Castlevania

Kid Icarus

Mega Man

Bionic Commando

Rygar

More Tomb Raider flicks.

If there was an Earthbound movie, and they did it right, i might take drugs to see it.

Is there a Halo movie?

A Grand Theft Auto movie?

Perfect Dark

Childrens films or cartoons for Star Fox, Donkey Kong Country and Crash Bandicoot and Sonic and Knuckles.

So many missed opportunities to be capitalized on. we had some awesome stuff in the 80s, thats all there is to it. Best children's cartoons, best era of sports card collecting, comics, toys, everything, thats why its getting remade. soon there will be like a Ghoulies 11 and Gremlins 3 and Ghostbusters The Next Generation and Jaws 17 and ET part 2: They Return to Kick Our Ass.


Butt Funneling and NASA:

Just to follow up on Sir Lippe's email..

http://www.rense.com/general86/moreap.htm

I saw this yesterday and I feel that the restored footage is not that better than the original.

I can't wait until they go back to the moon during the constellation program...they will be recording HD video that should blow our freaking minds.

as you see the pictures of all of those film reels, do you get that turtle creeping his head out of your butt gotta take a dump feeling?

Can you imagine if you had the opportunity to sit down and view those films?

How many dumps would you need to take?

If you had a time limit would you just shit on yourself?

Oh and NASA PREPARES TO BOMB THE MOON:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/space/5566137/Nasa-prepares-to-bomb-the-moon.html

on Rense there is a section called NASA Lunacy and its ongoing coverage of the bombing of the moon.

I never understood why anyone would butt funnel their fucking beer.

I mean half the fun of getting tipsy is drinking the shit.

Plus you are having your stink eye violated by some dude which can't be good for your rep.

What happens if people take pictures of you with a funnel in your fucking ass hole?

You know that shit is going to end up on the internets.
just my .02

I wonder if the police enjoy using the entertaining descriptions when they create their reports.

I wonder if they're able to find humor in it even if they almost got themselves killed chasing the guy.

Is there even a 5% in the back of their mind cracking up charging the guy with "obstruction of justice".

"after 4 days the thumb drive did not pass."

Also, ask if he has ever had any reports of college kids dying from "Butt-Funnelling" also known as "Anal-Chugging",

I guess its not quite a real college town there in SoFla so there may not be many instances, although high schoolers might try it.

A guy does a handstand with his pants off. Two other guys hold the guys legs open, one sticks a beer funnel in the brown eye and pours a beer down.

Bypasses the liver.

Many kids die from alcohol poisoning.

Just wanted to hear an aftermath story.

Subject: That can't taste good

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0302101flash1.html